Gentri Lee: The Suitcase... WMML Post #6!

4.06.2011

The Suitcase... WMML Post #6!

Want to hear a HILARIOUS story? Well then gather around fellow bloggers, I've got a good one...

It all started when a friend of a friend (no worries, this is completely true) was short on cash. She was living in NYC and decided to take up dog walking. A family who was leaving on vacation called her up and asked her to watch their dog while they were gone. So after work she went over to their house (apartment?) and called the dog... no dog came... she called and called but finally found the dog... dead.

I know, I know. HILARIOUS story right? Well, I'm hardly finished...

She called the family to tell them the sad news and find out what they wanted her to do with the body. They told her there was no sense in keeping it around and to call the animal shelter. So she calls and they tell her to bring the dog to the shelter and they'll take care of it.

Well, this is no small dog. It's actually quite a large golden retriever, and this shelter is all the way across town... So she thinks and decides to put the dog in a suitcase to avoid rude stares. She gets down and onto the subway just fine, but when she arrives at her destination she realizes she's got to get her "package" up the stairs...

A nice man notices her struggling up the stairs and offers to help. While they struggle up the stairs he asks "What have you got in here??" She can't exaclty tell him what's REALLY in the suitcase... So she says "Oh, it's a bunch of computer parts for the company I work for". When they reach the top of the stairs she stops to take a breath... She looks up to thank the nice man and notices that he has TAKEN OFF with her suitcase!!! He thinks he's got a suitcase full of computer parts...

She doesn't know what else to say and so she yells "Oh, Ok... See Ya!! Thanks!" and goes home.

I can only IMAGINE what that guys face looked like when he opened up that suit case...

You MAY find that story disturbing... I find it incredibly funny. haha!

If you liked this story visit THIS blog. It is my friend and her roommates that post funny things that happen to them or others they know. They're awesome. :)

7 comments:

Pia said...

Are you serious?! Oh my goodness!! That is...unusual. Haha

xantogal said...

Oh man. I would have loved to see the guy's face when he opened that suitcase!!

Sunny & Star said...

Oh my that is so crazy. Well that man got what he deserved.

Hayley said...

OH my goodness. that is SO funny!!!

Sarah@AlpinePoppy said...

Ha ha ha ha, te hee hee hee. Thanks for the laugh, that is priceless :)

Stephanie and Such said...

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA.
I am sure went into shock to figure out what it was!

Alexis Kaye said...

Love your name. SO cute. Thanks for your sweet comment on my blog! :) We all need some blog lovin sometimes!