So I have a feeling this will be one of those "had to be there" moments... But we all laughed really hard. So I'm going to share it.
Tonight after dinner, my family, a couple friends, and I played some games. One of those games was "Apples to Apples". This is one of the few games I like. Anyways, how you play (if you don't know) is there's a card in the middle with a word on it. Everyone has seven cards in their hands and has to pick a card from that seven that best matches the card in the middle. Who's ever turn it is gets to pick their favorite and whoever put that card down wins the card that was in the middle. First one to win seven cards from the middle wins the game.
So, we're playing and its my Grandma's turn to pick her favorite card, the word in the middle was "touchy-feely". She starts reading off the cards and one of them was "my body". Everyone laughed and it seemed like the obvious choice. But then my Grandma chose another card. Everyone was surprised and asked why. She exclaimed "because I don't touch my body!!!".... Uuuuuuuuuh....
That is SO NOT what was meant by the card but that's what my Grandma got out of it! Luckily it was one of those awkwardly hilarious moments instead of just plain ol' awkward. Especially because we had guests!!! Hahaha!
See, told you you had to be there. :) Aren't awkwardly hilarious moments the best?